27.12.05

Tuesday. What is the point of a Tuesday?




Tuesdays are so lame. I mean, come on... no holidays ever fall on Tuesdays(except the random times when xmas and new years happen to grace this stupid day with their presence) and it's like.. not far enough into the week to be midweek and when there are long weekends Tuesdays are the substitute week starters. Mondays normally suck but I wouldn't say that Mondays are my least favorite because there are some long weekends that include Mondays. Tuesdays just suck. Today is Tuesday and what am I doing? nothing. NO-THING. Not one thing. So why isn't the word 'nothing'...'notonething'...I think I'll change it. "Christina's Dictionary"...enough of this Webster bullcrap. Bullcrap will be included in my dictionary too...like the PG version of Bullshit.

Ok I'm done now. Tonight I watched Jeopardy and I didn't get any questions right. I think I need another glass of Cabernet. Cabernet=intelligence...I swear. But no, I am not an alcoholic.

I'm reading the Secret Life of Bees and Memoirs of a Geisha right now. They are both great books and I have to leave one on either end of the house because otherwise I'll stand over both of them on my coffee table and waste more time trying to choose which one to read than anything else. God I am so scattered. I feel bad for any guy that ever wants to doom himself into marrying me. I have the attention span of a 3 year old but that's cool, right? If my potential hubby ever gets mad at least he can count on me either forgetting what I was mad at him for after 5 minutes or finding something more interesting while being mad at him. That could be a plus.

I'm going to Julia's house in Falmouth tomorrow to bond with Jules, Jeanne and hopefully Aunt Anne. My mom(BIG SUE) is coming along for the fiasco, too. How cute... the moms and the daughters...all in one house...raising hell.

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