lets give a shout out to fairbanks tavern

DUDE...this is a GUN. Isn't that messed up? It's a wee bitty gun that's being compared to a Mastercard. Wierd huh? I mean, who needs a gun this itty bitty? Well, I'm sure someone could call me up right now with a really great reason for why they need a gun like this but...I mean....what is this world coming to? GUNS AND VIOLENCE ARE NOT THE ANSWER. My hippie buddies would love this blog entry...I think I have that exact mastercard....it doesnt get much use but....i think i have one like it buried in the back of my ugly red wallet. BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM POW WHACK ZOOM WAA SMACK! I was never as good at making gunfire noises as my guy friends when I was a wee little tot. It really pissed me off.

Fairbanks tavern rocks. Yep....ROCKS. And we all know that referring to a place as ROCKING is SOOOO not cool and SOOOO like totally last year but hey.... last year aint so bad, ya know? So here's the deal... I don't know what the heckers julia is doing right now but I(xtina) am in the hottub attempting to save my computer from falling in..... I know I know I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW don't tell me that i'm a moron for being on the lappertopper in the hottub but whatever its midnight at the oasis aka Audobon Country Club and hey,...guess what.....everyone goes to bed before 10 here because they are all mad retired and that is whatthey do because they don't have to work and don't need to go out andparty all night because they can sleep all day if they do so why go out and party when you can go to bed at 10 and wake up at 6am?!?!?!??!?!?! i dont know what i just wrote but whatever came out on the computer sounded WICKED good in my head but its slightly possible that it doesn't look as good on this thing to other people but i really don't care..have you noticed all of my spelling/punctuation mistakes? i did that to rebel...im rebelllllling.ok? i think i need to buy a Twister board for next semester because games are so much fun. who knows the capital of north dakota? julia is saying "ugh...christina always asks that question because no one knows it and she just wants to show everyone that she knows the state capitals..." well..it's BISMARK...and what the hell? Shouldn't everyone from the US know the capital cities??? shouldn't that be a requirement or something? i just think its weird if you don't know the basics of your own country...i mean..... some dude in the post office asked if the abbreviation for MASSACHUSETTS was MASS. um....no sir, it's MA...u moron. And why is the word abbreviation so long? I think the word itself should have an abbreviation...really...i mean, it does..but why is it so long to begin with?

ugh....these are the things I think about when I am by myself....