Preggers Hits Pavement At 50 mph And Lives To Tell The Tale!

Okay. Your unknowingly 3 weeks pregnant, jump out of a plane at 8,000 feet, parachute doesn't deploy, reserve parachute doesn't deploy, and you land face first in a parking lot at a min-mall in Alabama. What happens? Your on a one-way-trip to Tarturus is what you think would happen. But to Shayan Richardson, this is not the case. Despite recieving various plates of steel inserted into her skull to reconstruct her face (which was kinda ugly since day 1 ) she survived and so did her unborn child. This was Shayane's first solo parachute dive, and she plans to successfully complete this task in August of '06 after she has had her baby. I am curious, and maybe our readers are as well, as to what the FUCK this woman's deformed-ass children are going to look like. Down syndrome babies? Yeeesh.