13.12.05

Kiss of Death : Not Just For The Mafia Anymore


Just to alert our readers of a deadly killer in our midst... Peanut Butter. What, you ask? But Skippys is so good? With all those chunks in that creamy whip- No. Last week Christina Desforges, a 15 year old from Quebec suffered a deadly allergy attack after kissing her boyfriend whom had recently consumed a peanut butter snack. According to People magazine, after watching a movie the two sex-crazed teens scampered upstairs in a fit of passion and started making out. Almost immediately after the festivities had begun, Christina exclaimed that she couldn't breathe. She ran downstairs gasping, opened the front door for fresh air and collapsed into a como. She died later that night. It truely was a "kiss of death". I strongly urge all people who are allergic to certain things whether they be peanuts, milk, TREE NUTS, or what have you, to be extra careful this holiday season when consuming grandma's special treats. You never know what that old battle-axe could be putting in them. Don't pull a Desforges. BEWARE!

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