YOU GOT SERVED

Sucks.....

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Timberlake Schmimberlake

So.... who knew that Justin Timberlake wants to be a movie star? Did he realllllly think he could buy his way into a 5-star cast (Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman) and automatically go from pop star to movie star? Um....I got news for you, Justin...no matter who you have in your movies...Spacey...Freeman....I don't care if you dig up Shakespeare and defrost Walt Disney to co-write a movie for you....YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ACTOR. You are a sell-out pop singer and YES I do admit I shake my bon-bon in the car when that song Sign or whatever it's called comes on the radio....but you're done. YOU ARE DONE. HAHAHAHA It's so funny that so many of these divas think they can dance their way onto the big screen. Like...what the hell was that American Idol movie "From Justin to Kelly"???????? All I have to say is.....???????? WHAT??????????

Ok... I'll let J. Lo slide because she did a good job playing Selena but then she decided to be Jenny from the Block and only play maids and blue collar types....what was that all about? You want us to think she is humble? Good old Jenny from the block..... whatever I have nothing to say about that.

Britney Spears tried her luck with Crossroads... what a SMASH HIT THAT WAS! A TOTAL BOX OFFICE SENSATION! Whattttttt were you thinking Brit? Stick to making babies and walking around public shithole restrooms. You're good at those things.



Oh...in case you're wondering what movie Justin is in....it's called Edison Force. It was made in 2004 and the release date kept being pushed back until now. It's coming out tomorrow. Wondering why you haven't seen any previews for it?


Well... it's because it's going straight to the shelves of Blockbuster. Hah....

Bloke of the Month

Okay, I know Christina and I skipped a few months... many many months.. but thats okay, because the time is now, and NOW we have Johnny Wilkinson as our bloke of the month. I became infatuated with him while spending time in Glasgow. His pictures were all over my walls! Better known as the "David Beckham" of England's rugby union, Wilkinson is not only gorgeous himself, but has an amazing right foot that delivers gorgeous kicks of power and accuracy for the Lions. The 27 year old plays one of the roughest sports in the world, meaning rugby - I mean, where are the pads on these gents? Despite the fact that Wilko is up against guys twice his size who want to crush him in a match, this 5' 10" star continues to shine as one of England's model players.

Alec Ramsey! Both Hands!

Ooooos that in Return of the Black Stallion

Some of you may have watched Return of the Black Stallion when you were younger - short-lived syndicated min-series based upon the book and later Francis Ford Coppolla's film, The Black Stallion. Quick synopsis - black horse (well not really black, no horse is black, just a bay folks sorry) - kid - old man trainer - racing - blah.. Anyways - I thought it was funny that Lucy Lawless was in one of the episodes in 1992, way way back before Ms. Xena Warrior Princess. She was in some episode about a volanco. ? I know - you shouldn't ride horses on a volcano. But hey, Lucy looks great as always.

Is England Really Full Of Mingers?

Fifa 2006 World Cup is underway and England is on to the quarter finals this Sunday! Why do all people say that people from England are ugly? I obviously do not agree, and Britians football team is nothing less that gorgeous - check out these blokes! If everyone in England looked like these guys I'd be moving there tomorrow. Good luck on the pitch! (Becks, Cole, Owen, Lampard)

Sisters?

Amanda Eagle and Renee O'Connor, otherwise known as Gabrielle - Xena Warrior Princess's sidekick in her wars againast evil. Do we see a resemblance?

I miss old cars :(

You know what I really like? Old cars. Why aren't there more on the road? Its seems to me, and some may agree - that cars today all seem to look like one another. No variety really. Examples... Lexus E300 and the Toyota Camery. Ford Explorer and the Mercury Mountaineer. Granted they are both own by the same motor companies, but do they all have to look the same. Why can't a new car be made that runs with the engine of a new car, yet carries the body of an old car? Like a '57 Chevy hardtop? Or maybe a '56 Ford Thunderbird convertible like the one Elvis used to have? Or what about those old cadillacs with the fins? Wouldn't you like some fins on your car? Hell yes I would. Anyways, I rarely see old cars on the road anymore - only once in a while... and you know what people say, styles go around in cycles... so when are old car designs going to come back? Hopefully sooner rather than later. And just for the record, if I could have a classic auto to drive around Beantown, its be a Dodge Super Sport hardtop, dark green with two white racing stripes down the hood. SaaaaaWWeeet!

Movie Review - SUPERMAN RETURNS

Superman Returns! Well - not really. Mr. Reeves is dead and not coming back, but the fictional hero "superman", otherwise known as Clarke Kent has returned from planet Kryptonite and is back to serve as savior to the world in this new high-budget blockbuster movie that is sure to take the weekend box office by storm. All your faves are back - Lois Lane, Lex Luther, the Daily Planet staff, and the hords of useless stupid NYC citizens (only in the move folks, I love new yorkers) that enjoy looking at the sky and refusing to move as a giant billboard/car/rock/or meteor hurtles towards them from the sky, and wait for our man in tights to show up and save the fucking day. Aside of being 2 1/2 hours, I enjoyed the movie.. of course hoping the whole time that he'll fuck Lane, but alas the film is a bit slow. Spacey is clutch. Sorry for Superman fans but I always root for the villan and the fact that both his yatch, helicopter, and plans for world armaggedon are ruined makes me upset. Why can't a villan win once and a while? Lets think of all the Cruellas, Ursellas, Wicked Witches of the North, and Jason Vorhees? Why can't these dudes get a break? I mean really... lets give them a bit of slack.

And YES it was my birthday - what did I do?

A birthday is just another day - right? Only your a year older. Eeeesh if your 29 and YES if your 20. For me it was so-so cause I'm 22 now. Just wanted to fill you in on what I did on my birthday... hmm your british boyfriend is in town and you have alot of alcohol and a HUGE house to yourself... hmmm... what did I do all day? Don't mean to gloat, but use your imagination! Gooooood day!