Superman Returns! Well - not really. Mr. Reeves is dead and not coming back, but the fictional hero "superman", otherwise known as Clarke Kent has returned from planet Kryptonite and is back to serve as savior to the world in this new high-budget blockbuster movie that is sure to take the weekend box office by storm. All your faves are back - Lois Lane, Lex Luther, the Daily Planet staff, and the hords of useless stupid NYC citizens (only in the move folks, I love new yorkers) that enjoy looking at the sky and refusing to move as a giant billboard/car/rock/or meteor hurtles towards them from the sky, and wait for our man in tights to show up and save the fucking day. Aside of being 2 1/2 hours, I enjoyed the movie.. of course hoping the whole time that he'll fuck Lane, but alas the film is a bit slow. Spacey is clutch. Sorry for Superman fans but I always root for the villan and the fact that both his yatch, helicopter, and plans for world armaggedon are ruined makes me upset. Why can't a villan win once and a while? Lets think of all the Cruellas, Ursellas, Wicked Witches of the North, and Jason Vorhees? Why can't these dudes get a break? I mean really... lets give them a bit of slack.
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