Massachusetts Home Depots are really taking a turn for the best. Their new marketing campaign has made front page news all over the country. Although the two reports of finding large quantities of cannabis hidden inside Home Depot merchandise is supposed to be a bad thing, I can't imagine sales will drop. In fact, I am thinking about marching my little ass right down to Home Depot in Hingham right now to purchase as many bathroom vanities as possible in hopes of scoring one of these 50-pound bricks of greenery.
But I do have some beef with this story.... who are the two extreme toolbags that decided it would be a good idea to turn in these bails of goodness? I mean, come on... if you buy a bathroom vanity for your house you're not thinking "hmmmm maybe if I buy this one it will have a bail of weed inside and I can sell it and make some extra cash for some beer and pizza.." It's not your fault if you happen to buy one that is chock full of ganja... you should just think of it as a "someone loves me today" bonus! And don't try to give me the excuse that you are a non-smoker and you frown upon the stuff because in all reality, if you don't smoke, you probably know someone that does and would highly appreciate a BAIL of it. So, whoever you are...
what the hell were you doing turning it in?
And whoever it was that had the bright idea to store their goods inside purchaseable pieces of furniture...way to go, smartie. WAY TO GO. My theory is that Home Depot did it on purpose, to boost sales.
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