The "No one cares!" Chant

Have you ever wanted to start a "NO ONE CARES!" chant at someone who constantly posts things like....

"I'm so sick" or "Gone running!" or "Depressed..... Worst day ever!" or "Cooking green beans!" on Facebook?

I have.

I have to hold back because of course, I like to post on facebook. I even like to tweet now that I have become mildly addicted to contests (mainly because I win a lot) - I find myself totally baffled by people's inability to notice how boring and mundane their posts really are. If I ever post something stupid, please start a No One Cares chant.

You know who else deserves a No One Cares chant?