Anybody ever been to a real bull fight? Well - you're glad you weren't at this one! Or maybe you wish you were? I kinda wouldn't mind to have seen this myself, but only if I was somewhere out of harms way... like across the arena. Over the weekend in Mexico City, a 1,000 pound black bull fucking leaped up into the air and into the stands, trampling dozens of spectators too awe-struck and bedazzled to get the fuck out of the way. Surprisingly, no one was fatally injured during this incident. My response to this event is simply a word of advice to people who hopefully, will never find themselves in a deer-in-the-headlights situation such as this any time soon - and that is to act don't react. Run you morons! Ignore this advice, and you're guarunteed a bull's horn up your ass.
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