Happy Halloween

"They all float! And when you're down here, you'll float too!"

Is this Nostrodamus or a cartoon tv show?

Don't think I'm a sick bitch, I found this rather amusing..

I'm sure everyone remembers this classic episode! My Little Pony Land is under threat of Catrina, the horrible storm-brewing withc that hates the ponies and is going to wreak havoc down on their utopia. She planned on producing flash floods and high winds of over 150 mph to level the pony castle and of course, to kill all the ponies, grundels, and those lousy kids that keep jumping through dimensions from Earth and hanging out with the ponies. Catrina was sure to make some huge ocean waves as well that could reach high enough to catch the flying ponies as well. Unfortunately, Catrina wasn't able to follow-thru with her plan - the ponies offered up the head of their dragon friend, Spike, as a peace offering.

Here Ye Here Ye!

Today I am celebrating because tomorrow I will be reunited with Julia after what seems to have been a lifetime but was probably more like 2 or 3 weeks. I have been in a state of incomprehensible depression as the gaping hole in my heart continues to grow as Julia becomes more and more distant. But alas, she returns to save me from the end. We will, once again, haunt the streets of Boston with evil laughter and horrific shrieks. We will gallivant around like royalty and raise holy hell among those who question our authority. Step down, Boston, cuz Julia and Christina are coming out tomorrrrrrrowwwwww.

Killing a bunch of Amish kids...how low can you go?

I mean...seriously. Some crazy milkman dude comes flying into an Amish community, storms into a school, kicks all the boys and teachers out and then starts shooting the girls. What the hell was wrong with that man? Amish people are about the most non-violent and least attention-seeking crowd in the USA. They don't even want their pictures taken. Yea, it's a little weird, the way they dress and the strange old school English speak but hey, that's no need to get pissy. What kind of a grudge can you hold with a little Amish girl? What kind of mental case psycho does something like that? It's so lame.
And what about the tough-guy milkman career? Couldn't he have picked a different profession...something a little more heart wrenching. There go the stereotypes of happy-go-lucky milkmen delivering delicious farm-fresh milk in those nice glass containers.

I'm so happy that dude killed himself because that crime deserves nothing less than the death penalty. Killing those little girls was like taking a bunch of puppies, putting them in a box and shooting them. How wrong.

So all I can say about mr. milkman is good riddance. I hope he's pushing a 50 ton boulder up an endless mountain in hell.

Random day

Today is Wednesday.

I haven't been writing on this silly blog so I decided I would..... and I decided I would accompany my scatterbrained writing jumble with a photograph of Chuck Norris.

Enjoy.

Accidental Killers - did you know these celebs have been repsonsible for someone's death?

Matthew Broderick - We all love Ferrish Bueller, but did you know that soon after filming the movie Broderick and co-star Jennifer Grey (Jeanine - Bueller's sister) were driving in a rented BMW in Northern Ireland while on holiday when Broderick's car slid across the middle lane head-on into another car driven by a 60 year old woman and her 30 year old daughter? Grey escaped with minor injuries, however Broderick had to be cut-out of his car and suffer head lacertations, broken leg, and collapsed lung. Less lucky were the two victims in the other car that were killed instantly. How much did Broderick get fined? $175 for "careless driving." Wow.


Laura Bush - She smiles, decorates the White House for Christmas, and wears outfits that match so well it makes you want to vomit. But, did you know that shortly after Laura's 17th birthday she ran a stop sign and collided with another vehicle, ironically driven by a highschool friend of hers? Bush, then Laura Welch, and her passenger were taken to a nearby hospital and treated for minor injuries. The passenger in the other car was killed upon impact. Bush wasn't charged with anything for some reason, and according to sources all the paper work pertaining to the case has dissapeared. Hmm.

For Sale

mint-condition, 20 ft Robalo Catamoran
A MUST SEE!
Slightly dented hull due to owner frequently sailing it into the rocks.
May need to be disinfected.
A STEAL!

Burger King's Newest Accomplishment - bless those creative souls!

THE QUAD STACKER
Calories: 1,000
Equivalent of three Mars Bars

Fat: 68g
The equivalent to five tablespoons of butter

Saturated fat: 30g
The equivalent to 15 bags of crisps

Sodium: 1.8g
The equivalent to two bags crisps, three slices white bread, one large chunk of cheese, two digestive biscuits and one large sausage

Recommended daily amounts:
Calories: 2,550 for men, 1,940 for women. Fat: 95g men, 70g women Saturated fat: 30g men, 20g women. Sodium: 2.5g men, 2g women

Cecelia Cichan - Remember her?

Don't ask me why plane crashes fascinate me. Maybe its because they are so rare.. Today I was researching Northwest Airlines Flight 255 that crashed in April of 1987 shortly after take-off from a Detriot, MI airport on-route to Phoenix, AZ. There were 157 people on board, and 156 of them were killed when the plane crashed due to electrical problems. The ONLY survivor of this horrific plane crash was a 4 year old girl name Cecelia, whom rescuers found still in her seat at the crash site. As the story is said to go, Cecelia's mother wrapped herself around her daughter in the chair to protect her from the post-crash fire. The girl survived, however her mother, father, and 6-year old brother didn't. Sent to live with grandparents after the accident in Brimingham, AL, Cecelia (aggressively protected from the media by family) grew up a devout Catholic, and just graduated from UAL with a degree in psychology in spring, 2006. Imagine being the only survivor of a plane crash claiming the lives of everyone else on board? I couldn't believe this story. I wonder what she remembers from that morning in 1987, if anything at all? Does it have a continuing effect on her life? This case is a textbook example of someone who is blessed.