School...what is the point? I mean, yea it's great to get an education and all that bla bla bla talk they tell you but honestly, I'm over it. I'm so over stressing about tests and papers and giving up perfectly great opportunities to dip my toes into the florida nightlife. Why sacrifice a night of liquor sampling, sloppy flirting and uncontrollable laughter for a night in the library pretending to do work but really just taking numerous phonecall breaks and talking to anyone that walks by? I mean, yes it can be fun to sit in the library pretending to be studious but who are you really kidding? And on top of all that... are you really going to remember the massive amount of excitement and mayhem that comes with pulling an all nighter of studying? I mean, REALLY? I'd much rather float around from bar to frat to house to keg to keg to keg to beirut table to frat to bar to bar to steak n shake to lake to pool to keg to bar and then home when the sun finally comes up than do homework. It might not technically be more memorable but hey.... you did uphold the right to being a college kid.
So here's to senior year, folks. DOn't spend a second of it in the library because hey, time's running out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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