We wanted to get a bit more information for all you eager beavers out there looking to hear the real deal about curtis, our february bloke....so....here it is...
Curtis was born in Long Island, New York. I'm going to take the liberty of saying that if he was a Yankees fan, he has since sacrificed his loyalty to the home team to become a Sox fan in exchange for a monthly Bloke title. Nah, just kidding. We love all enthusiasts so Curtis, if you like the Yankees, it's okay...just stay the hell away from us from August to October...
Curtis feels the need to speak in front of large groups of people which is probably why he chose to become the trivia master. We all wish that he would bring Mr Briggs, his ventriloquist dummy to one of his shows. Apparently he and Mr Briggs met when Curtis was just a wee 7 years old and they started performing together when Curtis was just 8. How's that for unusal talent?
I'm sure you're all dying to hear what types of girls Curtis likes....Well... he didn't really say which probably means he just likes LOTS of girls... We're basing this on the fact that he became an avid kisser at the age of 11. Beth Anne, his 13 year old neighbor, took his make-outginity and then forced him to kiss all of her friends.... I'm not sure if this hurt or helped him but hey, he turned out ok and all of Beth Anne's buddies got some good kissing practice in for 3 months until they dumped Curtis and moved on.... I bet they're regretting that decision now.
Chef BoyarCurtis is fond of Ravioli so if you and your family have a Ravioli night, be sure to include our dear Mr. Earth.
Well, I think that just about wraps up the story of Curtis....
Oh yea, if anyone has an extra pet monkey that practices good hygeine on its own then please contact curtis. He is looking for one.
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