Happy Halloween

"They all float! And when you're down here, you'll float too!"

Is this Nostrodamus or a cartoon tv show?

Don't think I'm a sick bitch, I found this rather amusing..

I'm sure everyone remembers this classic episode! My Little Pony Land is under threat of Catrina, the horrible storm-brewing withc that hates the ponies and is going to wreak havoc down on their utopia. She planned on producing flash floods and high winds of over 150 mph to level the pony castle and of course, to kill all the ponies, grundels, and those lousy kids that keep jumping through dimensions from Earth and hanging out with the ponies. Catrina was sure to make some huge ocean waves as well that could reach high enough to catch the flying ponies as well. Unfortunately, Catrina wasn't able to follow-thru with her plan - the ponies offered up the head of their dragon friend, Spike, as a peace offering.

Here Ye Here Ye!

Today I am celebrating because tomorrow I will be reunited with Julia after what seems to have been a lifetime but was probably more like 2 or 3 weeks. I have been in a state of incomprehensible depression as the gaping hole in my heart continues to grow as Julia becomes more and more distant. But alas, she returns to save me from the end. We will, once again, haunt the streets of Boston with evil laughter and horrific shrieks. We will gallivant around like royalty and raise holy hell among those who question our authority. Step down, Boston, cuz Julia and Christina are coming out tomorrrrrrrowwwwww.

Killing a bunch of Amish kids...how low can you go?

I mean...seriously. Some crazy milkman dude comes flying into an Amish community, storms into a school, kicks all the boys and teachers out and then starts shooting the girls. What the hell was wrong with that man? Amish people are about the most non-violent and least attention-seeking crowd in the USA. They don't even want their pictures taken. Yea, it's a little weird, the way they dress and the strange old school English speak but hey, that's no need to get pissy. What kind of a grudge can you hold with a little Amish girl? What kind of mental case psycho does something like that? It's so lame.
And what about the tough-guy milkman career? Couldn't he have picked a different profession...something a little more heart wrenching. There go the stereotypes of happy-go-lucky milkmen delivering delicious farm-fresh milk in those nice glass containers.

I'm so happy that dude killed himself because that crime deserves nothing less than the death penalty. Killing those little girls was like taking a bunch of puppies, putting them in a box and shooting them. How wrong.

So all I can say about mr. milkman is good riddance. I hope he's pushing a 50 ton boulder up an endless mountain in hell.