YOU GOT SERVED

Sucks.....

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Timberlake Schmimberlake

So.... who knew that Justin Timberlake wants to be a movie star? Did he realllllly think he could buy his way into a 5-star cast (Kevin Spacey and Morgan Freeman) and automatically go from pop star to movie star? Um....I got news for you, Justin...no matter who you have in your movies...Spacey...Freeman....I don't care if you dig up Shakespeare and defrost Walt Disney to co-write a movie for you....YOU WILL NEVER BE AN ACTOR. You are a sell-out pop singer and YES I do admit I shake my bon-bon in the car when that song Sign or whatever it's called comes on the radio....but you're done. YOU ARE DONE. HAHAHAHA It's so funny that so many of these divas think they can dance their way onto the big screen. Like...what the hell was that American Idol movie "From Justin to Kelly"???????? All I have to say is.....???????? WHAT??????????

Ok... I'll let J. Lo slide because she did a good job playing Selena but then she decided to be Jenny from the Block and only play maids and blue collar types....what was that all about? You want us to think she is humble? Good old Jenny from the block..... whatever I have nothing to say about that.

Britney Spears tried her luck with Crossroads... what a SMASH HIT THAT WAS! A TOTAL BOX OFFICE SENSATION! Whattttttt were you thinking Brit? Stick to making babies and walking around public shithole restrooms. You're good at those things.



Oh...in case you're wondering what movie Justin is in....it's called Edison Force. It was made in 2004 and the release date kept being pushed back until now. It's coming out tomorrow. Wondering why you haven't seen any previews for it?


Well... it's because it's going straight to the shelves of Blockbuster. Hah....

Bloke of the Month

Okay, I know Christina and I skipped a few months... many many months.. but thats okay, because the time is now, and NOW we have Johnny Wilkinson as our bloke of the month. I became infatuated with him while spending time in Glasgow. His pictures were all over my walls! Better known as the "David Beckham" of England's rugby union, Wilkinson is not only gorgeous himself, but has an amazing right foot that delivers gorgeous kicks of power and accuracy for the Lions. The 27 year old plays one of the roughest sports in the world, meaning rugby - I mean, where are the pads on these gents? Despite the fact that Wilko is up against guys twice his size who want to crush him in a match, this 5' 10" star continues to shine as one of England's model players.

Alec Ramsey! Both Hands!

Ooooos that in Return of the Black Stallion

Some of you may have watched Return of the Black Stallion when you were younger - short-lived syndicated min-series based upon the book and later Francis Ford Coppolla's film, The Black Stallion. Quick synopsis - black horse (well not really black, no horse is black, just a bay folks sorry) - kid - old man trainer - racing - blah.. Anyways - I thought it was funny that Lucy Lawless was in one of the episodes in 1992, way way back before Ms. Xena Warrior Princess. She was in some episode about a volanco. ? I know - you shouldn't ride horses on a volcano. But hey, Lucy looks great as always.